I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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