are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Even my vagina gasped.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
