I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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