Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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