I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
The chlamydia really affected his face.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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