I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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