So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I understand Curling. That high.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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