so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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