On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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