Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I cut my penus on the lid.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
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