Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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