i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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