I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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