I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Randomize
