no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I'm having to shit out rocks
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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