Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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