I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I love you.
Bad choice
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