I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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