it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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