I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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