You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
and you fell through a lawn chair
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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