He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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