Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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