Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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