Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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