I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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