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you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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