I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
im holly from the hills drunk
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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