You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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