Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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