Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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