no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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