love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
