Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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