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i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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