that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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