He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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