how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
