Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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