We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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