ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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