the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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