We're facebook friends in real life
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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