Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Randomize
