? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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