i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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