Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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