So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Its about making memories worth repressing
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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