Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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