return my video game
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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