brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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